Thursday, November 18, 2004

Annhilate the Male Specie part 2

about the annhilation.... only a fraction of them.....

The only members to be left are:genus best-guy friend-dus -- the bestest best friends in the whole wide world
genus knight-in-shining-armor-rus -- Accdng to Arwen, "There is still hope..."
genus gentlemen-nus -- see previous
genus romantic-kus -- can't get enough of them

The last genus... I can't really cateogrize them as a part of the male specie because they seemed to have integrated inot the female specie.... the gays, of course.... the bestest best of friends and the biatchiest of enemies..... the world can't function without them.... Bless the gays...




To be annhilated:genus dawg-wazzup-my-man -- aargh!!! stop the faking!!! the heads of these faux hiphoppers will definitely roll... aight?!
genus starfruit-a.k.a. balimbing -- two-timing jerks who never get tired of harassing innocent women
genus stalker-rus -- would you please please leave me alone???
genus feeling-rocker-rus -- stop stop! you're not cool, ok?

Last but not least:
genus jerk-kus -- Obnoxious, feeling gwapo, naka-foundation, hahahaha!!! makuliiiiit...... too cool....*vomit* *vomit*

Death Preparations

1. I want to be cremated. Half of the ashes to be thrown in the Pacific, half to be equally shared among close freinds and family members.
2. Song: Good Night by Barbie's Cradle
3. I want my corpse to be wearing a medieval style dress, kinda like Eowyn's or Arwen's, ballet slippers, i will be holding a single red rose
4. open casket, my corpse will be lying on a bed of white roses
5. only a two-night wake